Library jokes...

What did the spider do inside the library computer?
It made a Web page.

What does Hagrid use on the 18th hole of the Hogwarts Golf Course?
His Harry Putter. (Thanks to Walter Minkel!)

Where are there more nobles than in the royal court?
In the library. All the books have titles.

When a knight read a book, who was always at his side?
His page.
(Thanks to Walter Minkel!)

When spiders go on the Internet, what do they visit first?
Charlotte's Web Site.

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?
Because she was in the non-friction section.
(Thanks to Alan Mandel!)

If you travel to Eastern Europe, why won't you find any books in Prague's public library?
They're all "Czech"ed out!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer?
A lot of memory.

What part of a computer does an astronaut like best?
The space bar.

What did one math book say to the other math book?
"Do you want to hear my problems?"

What do planets like to read?
Comet books.

Who writes invisible books?
A ghost writer!
(Thanks to Carolyn Gray!)