Bad excuses as to why my book has not been returned to the library!
... cuz I left it in my truck and my truck was in an accident
and got towed to the garage and I won't be able to get to the
garage in Abbotsford until this weekend.
... my mother took it camping and lost it.
... I didn't take it out!
... cuz my cat peed on it and it smells too bad.
... it flew out the car window on the 401 Freeway and was devoured
by an 18 wheeler!
