Stupid questions

• Do you have books here?
• Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?
• Do you have a list of all the books I've ever read?
• Do you have that book by Rushdie: Satanic Nurses? (Actual title: Satanic Verses)
• Which outlets in the library are appropriate for my hairdryer?
• Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?
• I'm looking for information on carpal tunnel syndrome. I think I'm having trouble with it in my neck.
• "Is the basement upstairs?" (Asked at First Floor Reference Desk)
• I am looking for a list of laws that I can break that would send me back to jail for a couple of months.