Library jokes...
* What did the spider do inside the library computer?
It made a Web page.
* What does Hagrid use on the 18th hole of the Hogwarts Golf Course?
His Harry Putter. (Thanks to Walter Minkel!)
* Where are there more nobles than in the royal court?
In the library. All the books have titles.
* When a knight read a book, who was always at his side?
His page. (Thanks to Walter Minkel!)
* When spiders go on the Internet, what do they visit first?
Charlotte's Web Site.
* Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?
Because she was in the non-friction section. (Thanks to Alan Mandel!)
* If you travel to Eastern Europe, why won't you find any books in Prague's public library?
They're all "Czech"ed out!
* What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer?
A lot of memory.
* What part of a computer does an astronaut like best?
The space bar.
* What did one math book say to the other math book?
"Do you want to hear my problems?"
* What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
* Who writes invisible books?
A ghost writer! (Thanks to Carolyn Gray!)